Archive for tag: Lost Tribe


Home at last!

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We’re all home safe now. Red eventually went and signed the customs forms for Crispy at the airport. He keeps muttering about being licked by sniffer dogs.

I feel like this whole Lost Tribes thing has been a really good bonding experience for us all. I’m happy that I followed in my Great Uncle Methusius’ footsteps and tracked down my ancestors, but they weren’t the nicest ancestors (as you probably remember they tried to eat us). Not very ancestor-y of them. Anyway, I don’t feel like a piece of my family puzzle is missing anymore. I’ve always got my ace friends: Red, Miss Green, Blue and Crispy.

OK, gotta run! Red wants me to organise his CD collection by colour. Yesterday it was by starting letter. Fun game!

Catch ya,

Yellow.


SOMEONE SAVE ME!

Well this is just typical. Men! Really? You just can’t rely on them...


Stuck in a cave with a chocolate with no name.

Hey Sports fans,

Thought I should probably send you an update after Crispy and I were stuck in that cave. I mean, once he stopped shaking (6 hours later) it was ok. We sat by the fire, discussed some breathing techniques I learnt in the mountains of Nepal, and everything was ok. But, and I do say ‘but’, he makes a point… what was that crazy little fellow doing in the cave with us?

Anyhow, I promised him I’d find out… you know, ‘cos I’m the pack leader and all. I’ll let you know when I get to the bottom of it.

Stay cool,
Blue.


THEY WANT TO EAT US!!!!

If you hadn’t already heard, we’re all pretty sure the Lost Tribe wants to eat us. I should have known. You can take me to the other end of the world and I’m still irresistible. Being irresistible is one thing, but being eaten for dinner was definitely not what I had in mind when I came on this. Crispy is sitting in a hut somewhere, rocking back and forth (And regularly slapping himself! I can hear it from here.) Red is trying to talk his way out of it with a tribe who don’t speak the language. His gift of the gab just stopped working! Even Yellow thinks we are doomed! And Blue is still trying to find a mirror! (I’m not telling him where I’ve put mine…)

So, to put it in simple English terms, THIS. IS. A. DISASTER!


HELLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

They’re cannibals!!!! I just met my dear old Great Uncle Yellow! He was hanging from a tree, all shrunken. They shrunk his head, which is his body. OMG, the Lost Tribe of M&M’s® are cannibals! They want to eat us! This is soooo scary! (Although, it’s nice to know we’re still irresistible.) Ahhhhhhhh!


They have their eyes on my Nut

Yellow _stare

They keep looking at me funny. It must be their custom. The big Yellow one seems slower. I like him. Anyway, it’s nice to finally meet them all. I never knew there were so many. I think they’re my cousins. The yellow ones seem to have some sort of unspoken connection with me. Red said that we have one brain between us. That’s nice. 

Yellow.


They could really use a vac round here!

Hey Sports fans,

Now I don’t want to be rude about our hosts, but these people are absolutely, well, TRIBAL! To be honest, I think they could spend a little more time cleaning their huts. And their food! Miss Green went a little greener just looking at her dinner! Really, I imagined a better class of M&M. I’m going to call my agent to complain. Will let you know how I go.

Campfloor

Blue.


The Mud Here Works Wonders!

Msgreenmud

Hey Guys!

So I thought I’d write you another blog from paradise!! LOL! I’m having the GREATEST time...


Do They Know Who I AM?

Hey Friends,

So it turns out our ancestors, the ones Yellow’s been looking for, tied us up! At first I thought it was maybe because of my room service bill, but then I realised there wasn’t even a mini-fridge in my hut. I think it was all just a misunderstanding...


My Tribal Family, Here We Come!

I have my Great Uncle Yellow’s map, an airfare and a bunch of good friends. We’re off to meet our ancestors, the M&M’S® Lost Tribe!

We’re on our way to the airport, to fly to the Big Apple, because that’s where Great Uncle Methusius Yellow started his search for the M&M’S® Lost Tribe. From there, we will try and retrace his footsteps to find the Lost Island! It’s soooo exciting.

Crispy’s a little nervous. I had to put him in my backpack. Red is singing ‘Leaving on a jetplane’. Blue is texting his agent, Marty. Miss Green is doing her imaginary hair because she says she always likes to look good for ‘her’ people at the departure lounge.

We’re finally going in search of the M&M’S® Lost Tribe. Yippeeee.