Archive for tag: Miss Green


SOMEONE SAVE ME!

Well this is just typical. Men! Really? You just can’t rely on them...


THEY WANT TO EAT US!!!!

If you hadn’t already heard, we’re all pretty sure the Lost Tribe wants to eat us. I should have known. You can take me to the other end of the world and I’m still irresistible. Being irresistible is one thing, but being eaten for dinner was definitely not what I had in mind when I came on this. Crispy is sitting in a hut somewhere, rocking back and forth (And regularly slapping himself! I can hear it from here.) Red is trying to talk his way out of it with a tribe who don’t speak the language. His gift of the gab just stopped working! Even Yellow thinks we are doomed! And Blue is still trying to find a mirror! (I’m not telling him where I’ve put mine…)

So, to put it in simple English terms, THIS. IS. A. DISASTER!


PALEEEEESE!

Hey my boys ‘n’ gals...

These strange little tribal guys might be Yellow’s tribal ancestors, but I’m pretty sure they aren’t mine! And there I was thinking that it would be somehow liberating to get back to nature with my people. Not happening here folks, no, no, no noooo!

These tribal guys might know about war paint and spears, but I’m with Red, they sure don’t know about manners. And they could learn a thing or two about respect as well! Really, after a long trip, the least I expect is a complimentary aperitif and turn down service.

This guy keeeeeeeeeps staring at my shell! Hmpff! RUDE!

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<3,
A not-so-happy Green.


The Mud Here Works Wonders!

Msgreenmud

Hey Guys!

So I thought I’d write you another blog from paradise!! LOL! I’m having the GREATEST time...


Yellow's got mail... EMAIL!!!

Hey fans!

You WILL NOT believe this! You know how Yellow M&M's® has been doing all this research about his Great Uncle the explorer, Methusius Yellow? Well anyway, this Dr Schmeckleton guy sent him an email to say that he KNOWS ABOUT METHUSIUS YELLOW! EEEEP! It's so exciting....