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Paranoid, slightly frantic and generally feeling the pressure.
I’m like this, ok. I don’t need to explain myself to you… or do I?
Who are you and why are you reading about me?
Age: Stress makes me look older than I am.
Weight: I don't eat. I don't sleep.
Turn-offs: People who want to eat me.
Dream: To be put on the endangered species list.
Best Attribute: Looks both ways... repeatedly... even when not crossing the street.
Shortcomings: I think everyone's after me. But it's true, I tell you!
Appearance: Orange and nervous.
Hidden Talent: Can always spot the hungry person in the room.
Quote: "I'm a dead man."