It's not a book with a face on it, it's a cool way for me, Red, Blue, Miss Green and Crispy to talk to our fans. I think I'm addicted. But I'm not as bad as Red, he just took his 437th 'selfie' and Miss Green is checking-in at every shop she visits.

Come and have fun with us on the M&M'S Australia Facebook page. Write a comment on our wall! It makes me feel loved. 

We’re all home safe now. Red eventually went and signed the customs forms for Crispy at the airport. He keeps muttering about being licked by sniffer dogs.

I feel like this whole Lost Tribes thing has been a really good bonding experience for us all. I’m happy that I followed in my Great Uncle Methusius’ footsteps and tracked down my ancestors, but they weren’t the nicest ancestors (as you probably remember they tried to eat us). Not very ancestor-y of them. Anyway, I don’t feel like a piece of my family puzzle is missing anymore. I’ve always got my ace friends: Red, Miss Green, Blue and Crispy.

OK, gotta run! Red wants me to organise his CD collection by colour. Yesterday it was by starting letter. Fun game!

Catch ya,

Yellow.

I’m stuck at the airport in customs! HELP ME!

No one told me you’re not allowed to bring food from overseas back into the country! Three different dogs have sniffed me and I’ve been asked the same questions fifty times! Now this guy is holding a beeping stick near me... OH FOR CHOCOLATE’S SAKE, someone come and get me outta here. HURRY!!! I don’t need another dog putting his wet, germy nose up against me.

C.

Great News EVERYONE!

We’ve escaped from the Lost Tribe. Now, to be honest, I’m going to take some responsibility for getting us into this mess. Red says I’m totally responsible, but, yeah, we’re all safe now. And, as Miss Green pointed out, we’ve all got a great story to tell now (and, for some, a great tan).

So we’ve been taken by the wind on this weird hand glider thing made of bamboo and palm leaves. Who knew Red was so good with a hammer… Crispy mentioned something about a nightmare he once had with Red and a hammer, but that’s a different story. Gotta go, my turn to keep on the lookout for incoming birds. I got one stuck in my eye yesterday. Anyhow that’s another story in itself.

BYE!

Well this is just typical. Men! Really? You just can’t rely on them...

Hey Sports fans,

Thought I should probably send you an update after Crispy and I were stuck in that cave. I mean, once he stopped shaking (6 hours later) it was ok. We sat by the fire, discussed some breathing techniques I learnt in the mountains of Nepal, and everything was ok. But, and I do say ‘but’, he makes a point… what was that crazy little fellow doing in the cave with us?

Anyhow, I promised him I’d find out… you know, ‘cos I’m the pack leader and all. I’ll let you know when I get to the bottom of it.

Stay cool,
Blue.

If you hadn’t already heard, we’re all pretty sure the Lost Tribe wants to eat us. I should have known. You can take me to the other end of the world and I’m still irresistible. Being irresistible is one thing, but being eaten for dinner was definitely not what I had in mind when I came on this. Crispy is sitting in a hut somewhere, rocking back and forth (And regularly slapping himself! I can hear it from here.) Red is trying to talk his way out of it with a tribe who don’t speak the language. His gift of the gab just stopped working! Even Yellow thinks we are doomed! And Blue is still trying to find a mirror! (I’m not telling him where I’ve put mine…)

So, to put it in simple English terms, THIS. IS. A. DISASTER!

They’re cannibals!!!! I just met my dear old Great Uncle Yellow! He was hanging from a tree, all shrunken. They shrunk his head, which is his body. OMG, the Lost Tribe of M&M’s® are cannibals! They want to eat us! This is soooo scary! (Although, it’s nice to know we’re still irresistible.) Ahhhhhhhh!

They keep looking at me funny. It must be their custom. The big Yellow one seems slower. I like him. Anyway, it’s nice to finally meet them all. I never knew there were so many. I think they’re my cousins. The yellow ones seem to have some sort of unspoken connection with me. Red said that we have one brain between us. That’s nice. 

Yellow.

Hey Sports fans,

Now I don’t want to be rude about our hosts, but these people are absolutely, well, TRIBAL! To be honest, I think they could spend a little more time cleaning their huts. And their food! Miss Green went a little greener just looking at her dinner! Really, I imagined a better class of M&M. I’m going to call my agent to complain. Will let you know how I go.

Blue.